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CHARLESTON — In honor of Black History Month, Mike Azinger (AKA Diet Derrick Evans) introduced an incredibly backwards and racist...

CHARLESTON — A $2.1 million American Rescue Plan application was rescinded yesterday after a bunch of white people decided homeless...

CHARLESTON — Proponents of the “Anti-Stereotyping” Bill are outraged that Spotify quietly removed 113 entries of West Virginia history...

LEWISBURG — Billionaire coal mogul with blood on his hands and high school girls basketball coach, Governor Jim Justice, received a...

HUNTINGTON — Senator Shelley Moore Capito entered and very horribly lost the Ring Girl Competition at this year’s Toughman. Judges told...

Governor Jim Justice claims that there are “mucho bucks” to be made in Crypto art pieces. He announced at a briefing on Monday that he...

CHARLESTON — Ramp reporters interviewed Senator Joe Manchin after he allegedly filibusted all in his slacks after casting a “nay” vote in...

CHARLESTON — Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! And that’s it! Just Christmas! No other religious holidays shall be acknowledged by Senator Joe...

CHARLESTON – Reading a list of over a hundred names of West Virginians lost to COVID-19, Governor Jim Justice’s head began to get visibly...

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joe Manchin recently purchased an extremely tiny and extremely expensive, $40,000 Stradivarius violin so he could play...

Disgraced coal baron, Don Blankenship, has declared bankruptcy after investing heavily in Kohl’s Cash. "We heard a lot about data mining...

??? Wherever he lives — Richard Ojeda received mixed reviews of his performance on Facebook Live after eating a lightbulb in front of 89...

CHARLESTON — Big Coach Governor Jim Justice was trapped in an elevator in the governor’s mansion yesterday, and no, this is not a bit....

WASHINGTON D.C. — Desperate and poor protestors on kayaks paid America’s Sweetheart, Senator Joe Manchin, a visit yesterday while he was...

HELL — Former Senator and super efficient and effective member of the Ku Klux Klan, Robert C. Byrd, was recently banished from The Shadow...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Author of the new cookbook, Appalachian Fares for the Poorest of Poor, was arrested at a Pho restaurant in our...

CHARLESTON — In what was considered one of the most shamefully embarrassing scenes witnessed within the Capitol walls, Senator Joe...

LEWISBURG — Children’s Basketball Coach and hobbyist Governor, Jim Justice, came out last week as “bicoachable”. A new word that we’ve...

WASHINGTON D.C. — After a regular checkup with his proctologist, it was confirmed that Michael Brumage has a nasty case of irreversible...