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Gov. Jim Justice Cosplays as SNL Era Elon Musk
HUNTINGTON — Ramp reporters spoke with Governor Jim Justice about his upcoming Elon Musk Wario costume he designed in preparation for the...
Jun 3, 20211 min read
Babydog Justice Causes 28 Car Pile-up on I-77 After Winning Vaccination Lottery
CHARLESTON — Babydog Justice, daughter of Governor Jim Justice, is being held at South Central Regional Jail after causing a 28 car...
Jun 2, 20211 min read
Podcasters from Appalachia Start a Podcast About Appalachia
MORGANTOWN — One-of-a-kind: Appalachian locals, Blake Sturgeon, Chuck Rogers, and Billy Walker, have started working on a new podcast...
Jun 1, 20211 min read
Black Sheep Renames Open Mic Night "Weekly Feathered Indians Competition"
HUNTINGTON — Black Sheep Burritos and Brews will be bringing back their weekly open mic nights for local musicians who exclusively play...
May 31, 20211 min read
Matthew McConaughey Reminisces on His Time in Hummington, VA
AUSTIN — Ramp reporters sat down for an exclusive interview with Matthew McConaughey about his time spent in Huntington, WV while...
May 29, 20211 min read
We Asked for Directions to The Mystery Hole and Wound Up at Your Mom’s House
ANSTED — Ramp reporters traveled to Fayette County to see what all the hubbub was surrounding the mysterious Mystery Hole. Little did we...
May 28, 20212 min read
Bathroom Emergency: Sen. Joe Manchin Diarrheas Himself During Session
CHARLESTON — Senator Joe Manchin was seen scampering at the Capitol today, followed by the sounds and smells of squished smash. “I...
May 26, 20211 min read
Confused Tony Hawk Visits WV: Doesn't Find Ramps He's Looking For
WEIRTON — Professional skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk, visited West Virginia in search of ramps. What he found shocked him. The 52 year...
May 25, 20211 min read
Mothman Arrested for Breaking & Entering: "The light was on"
POINT PLEASANT — Star of the relatively successful 2002 horror/thriller, Mothman Prophecies, Mothman, expressed remorse earlier today...
May 24, 20211 min read
WV Republicans Thrilled After CDC Announces End of Masked Man Dates
CHARLESTON — Many Republicans in the Mountain State are thrilled to hear that the CDC is no longer requiring masked man dates....
May 22, 20211 min read
Marshall Alumnus Hospitalized After Reporting Herd-on Lasting Longer Than 72 Hours
HUNTINGTON — Local insurance agent, who requested to remain anonymous, Johnathan Maverick, was hospitalized Thursday Morning after he...
May 21, 20211 min read
Gov. Jim Justice Seen Coloring and Giggling
CHARLESTON — Governor Jim Justice was rightfully proud of his very good art, after being given one of those dope, Crayola 64-packs with...
May 20, 20211 min read
CONSPIRATWEET: We Can’t Follow You for Some Reason
SOMEWHERE, WV — Appalachians, born and raised. We get out of the bed the same way that you do, We have been silenced before by Big Tech...
May 20, 20211 min read
ROOSTERS: The Place to Miss the Big Game
HUNTINGTON — “It was amazing. First College Cup win in the history of the University. Overtime!!” is what one Roosters patron would have...
May 19, 20211 min read
Marshall Thundering Biscuit World Wins National Chompionship
TUDOR’S – Marshall Thundering Biscuit World consumed Indiana Hoosiers to win their first ever College To-Go Cup. The National Chompians...
May 19, 20211 min read
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